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Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails

January 23, 2014

What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?

Snips and snails
And puppy-dogs’ tails,
That’s what little boys are made of.
Tail
Isn’t this an odd way for a tail to hang? This is Kato’s tail. I wonder if his boy is made of snips of this tail? Snips and snails and puppy dog tails …
And what are little dogs made of? I have no idea, but I’m wondering, this morning, why little boys are made of puppy dogs’ tails. The following sentence made me BOL:
[quote align=”center” color=”#999999″]Snips, snails and puppy dog tails are the three main, and only, biological components of human males during their pre-adulthood. [/quote]
I’ve been digging into nursery rhymes that include dogs and thought a couple might interest y’all.
Dingle, dingle, doosey, 
The cat’s in the well; 
The dog’s away to Belingen, 
To buy the bairn a bell.
A bairn is a child. Obviously the dog is the smarter of the two (dog or cat). One could argue that this dog is looking out for the cat, wanting to bell the child who dropped said cat into the well. I think the dog is just looking out for itself, trying to avoid the same fate. Smart dog either way. He’ll probably pick up an all natural Jones chew while he’s in Belingen. Very smart dog.
He only likes fresh ice water. On the dining room table. Silly cat.
Bosco wears a bell. He hates it. Maybe it keeps him from being dropped in a well?
High diddle, diddle, 
The cat and the fiddle, 
The cow jumped over the moon; 
The little dog laughed 
To see such sport, 
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
I’d be laughing too, had I seen a cow jumping over the moon. And especially if I’d seen Bosco fiddling. Well, I might be seeing a psychiatrist if I viewed that kind of thing. But dogs don’t frequently see psychiatrists. They do, however, eat treats. That’s a different type of sport, I’m thinkin’.
Flash loves his Jones Natural Chews!
Hey diddle diddle! Gimme that treat! Now! And don’t tell anyone what I just saw …
Old Mother Hubbard 
Went to the cupboard 
To fetch her poor dog a bone; 
But when she came there 
The cupboard was bare 
And so the poor dog had none.
Silly woman. Her dog obviously needs some Jones Natural Chews. Probably a mammoth bone. That’s pretty cheap and will last him a long time. Someone needs to sit and have a long talk with Old Mother Hubbard.
A Mammoth Bone for a mammoth chewer
This mammoth bone would last OMH’s dog a very long time. I think maybe a VERY long time.
Education, people. It’s all about education. And that’s my job, to educate. Where’s this silly woman who has no bones for her dog? I can hook her up with inexpensive all natural, grown and made in the USA bones and treats. Don’t let friends have treatless dogs, people. Talk to me.
Here’s one to say three times fast:
There was a man, and his name was Dob, 
And he had a wife, and her name was Mob, 
And he had a dog, and he called it Cob, 
And she had a cat, called Chitterabob. 
Cob, says Dob, 
Chitterabob, says Mob, 
Cob was Dob’s dog, 
Chitterabob Mob’s cat.
Yeah. I don’t know what that one’s about either.
So. Wondering what today’s post is all about? Me too. Until we figure it out, get your favorite pup some Jones Natural Chews, will ya? It’ll make your dog smile. And I hope I made you smile.
Until I write again …
Flea

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