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Road Trip Stalker

November 12, 2014

Something followed us back from Louisiana. We had a stellar road trip. We did. And I’ll be telling y’all all about the cool SnapLeash and how well it works with two little dogs, as well as the magic that is Jones Beef Liver Taffy when traveling a couple thousand miles with tiny dogs. but today is Wordless Wednesday, so I’ll be telling y’all about Frank instead. With a photo or three.

Frank followed us home from Baton Rouge, but I didn’t know it until yesterday, when I heard yipping and snarling. Chewy is a killer. Did you know that? This dog, here.

Affenpinscher in a cute wool jacket
This adorable Affenpinscher looks stunning in wool flannel. He wouldn’t harm a fly. Or would he?

Affenpinschers are bred to kill rats and mice. These cute little terriers are fierce killing machines. So occasionally he brings a dead mouse or rat into the house. But I didn’t expect what I saw yesterday. Chewy is usually a little more refined.

All he needs is a monocle ...
He may look refined, but Chewy’s monocle has gone missing and HE DOESN’T CARE. So there.

Yesterday I heard his wee feet come thumping down the stairs, and his high pitched voice yipping and growling. He ran past in a flash. Speaking of Flash, he couldn’t be bothered with little dog issues.

Senior Aussie in a hat
Flash, ever the grouchy old man, looks askance as Chewy dashes past with his prey, and barks, “Keep it down, you whipper snapper!”

Patches wasn’t impressed with the vicious killing noises coming from the dining room, either.

A thousand yard stare
“Mother, please control that pup before I bite him. He really is quite the nuisance.”

So who is Frank? And what did Chewy have? And how did Frank follow us home from the Baton Rouge leg of the road trip? Y’all, meet Frank.

Frank the Alligator
Frank the alligator is vicious. He followed us back from Louisiana, clearly. I’m surprised I didn’t smell him before Chewy found him. He’s a killer, Frank is. Or he was. Bless his heart.

Chewy found Frank in the baggage that hasn’t been unpacked. Obviously, Frank thought he could handle living with a small dog, farther north. More obviously, Frank was dead wrong. Chewy won this battle and lived to see another day. Frank did not.

Alligator head
Don’t be feeling too sorry for Frank, y’all. He knows a good thing when he sees it. Alligators love meat, and this house is filled with Jones Natural Chews, which are all natural, all USA sourced and made, and nearly all meat. He’ll be a happy gator here.

So that’s the aftermath of the road trip from Louisiana. I should probably alert my sister that there’s a nest of small gators living in or near her yard. I can’t imagine we picked him up anywhere else. Unless he hitched a ride when we stopped in Krotz Springs to buy boudin balls … but that’s another story for another day!

Until I write again …

Flea

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