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Music Calms the Savage Breast, FBM 84

August 11, 2014

I’ll be announcing the winner of last week’s giveaway at the end, so stay tuned!

Music calms the savage breast. Y’all, so many people quote this wrong, inserting beast for breast. I’m here to tell you that music calms either one. Today’s first Funny Bone Monday video is pretty darn cool.

Music calms the savage cows! In my head, I’m singing the lyrics to Weird Al’s “Foil”.

Yes. Yes yes yes. I’ve been trying for weeks to figure out how to work a new Weird Al video into Funny Bone Monday. You’re welcome.

Music calms the savage …  dog?

And cat, evidently. Except harmonicas. Harmonica music calms nothing and no one.

Music calms the savage nothing when it’s a harmonica. And there are so many videos of dogs singing to bad harmonica playing! I got out my own harmonica, but the dogs refused to sing. They just twisted their heads to the side and stared. I’ll show you.

And then Chewy picked up the harmonica and walked away.  If he doesn’t understand it, he must chew it. Stinker.

Calm Affenpinscher
Music calms the savage beast – sure. But this wee beast is curled up against my breast and he’s pretty calm.
Affenpinscher
Chewy, regal Affenpinscher mutt, shows off the paracord collar that Mollie’s mom made for him. This blue is the perfect color for him.

So! The winner of the August treat giveaway is …

Bailey! At Sheltie Times!

Congratulations, Bailey! I’ll need your mailing address and your choice of the Sausage Sticks or the Hooves, though it looks like you want the Sausage Sticks.

Now! Go buy your dog some Jones Natural Chews! That’s an order! If you can’t find them at your local pet or feed store, let me know. I’ll find them for you. Or order them from Natural Dog Treat Shop! Make your dog smile. 🙂

Until I write again …

Flea

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