We have a winner! Whom I will announce at the bottom of the post. 🙂
It’s Monday Mischief, see? So I have to be mischievous. Is that not how this works? Let’s see what kind of mischief I can get into. Or the pups can get into.
Actually, the most mischief we’ve seen around here lately is from the ducks. Jimmy, the dad duck, has been super busy with Roger Ann, the mama duck. So busy that he may have dislocated something in her foot or leg.
She can’t stand. She’s currently on bed rest in a cage.
Jimmy was asking for conjugal visits, but that just exacerbated the issue, so I said no. I can’t even let them in the pool together, as Jimmy keeps trying to drown her. Bad duck. Bad, bad duck.
Let’s have no more mischief this week, m’kay?
Now! To the winner! The great and magical Pulga has pulled a number from the hat (I actually consulted an online random number generator), and the winner is …
*drum roll*
Colby! Colby, you win the treat of your choosing! Are you excited! Do you want a treat, boy? A delicious, all natural, made in the USA dog chew?! WOOHOO! What will you choose? Will it be a dino bone? Pig ears? Windees? Something even bigger and better?
Seriously, though, Colby is the human, but he still gets to pick what strikes his fancy and contact me to let me know, then the treat will ship directly to him. Congratulations, Colby! Good boy. And thanks to everyone else for your scary stories. I was a little afraid, myself, reading about loud noises, Colby’s dog Linus’ fear of ice makers, getting nails trimmed – y’all have some very healthy fears, along with some that just cracked me up. But dog fear is no laughing matter. Take good care of your babies. I know you do.
Again, thank you for participating. I’m sorry everyone can’t win a treat. But tune in next month for another contest! Who knows? There may be one before then. 🙂 At the least there will be more Monday Mischief every week!
Until I write again …
Flea
