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Just Fun With Dogs

October 16, 2012

Today is just fun with dogs. On my personal blog I did a Funny Bone Monday for over a year. Jokes, fun videos, silly things, every Monday. It was probably my favorite thing about blogging for awhile (I worked weekend nights then and wasn’t up to a “real” post on Mondays).

Not JUST fun with dogs!
I know, I know – Petey isn’t a dog. But lately he’s been acting like one, following everyone around, nipping at rear ends the way Aussies do.

My Hunny has become addicted to Wimp, which isn’t necessarily bad, since it’s clean, family-friendly. He’s been sending me links to videos (oh, the bored husband – is there anything more annoying?). I thought I’d share a couple of them today, along with a couple of my own videos, and then a dog joke or two. Yes? Yes.

Isn’t that the coolest thing? So many Saint Bernards in one place! This next one? LOVE. It comes along with a huge thank you to all our nation’s military, for everything they do and sacrifice to protect us.

*sigh*

My Hunny is a sweetheart. He is. He sends me things which he thinks I’ll enjoy. Which is why he sent this one:

Huh? Right? How cute is that? Just like little kids. This next is my babies, Flash and Patches. It’s been a couple of years since I took this, but I do love to watch dogs play fight.

Aren’t they just doggy?

Please remind me never to do this again.

This is more my speed. A grammatically incorrect dog joke.

Mrs Green was walking to the post office when her neighbor came up to her and said “Hello Janis, How’s your dog? I saw her yesterday chasing an old man on a bike.”

“Oh” said Mrs Green “That could NOT have been my dog”

“Oh, why not?” replied her neighbor “I’m pretty sure it was her”

“Well” stated Mrs. Green smiling “my dog doesn’t ride a bike”

Yeah. Evidently the kid who posted this had been looking for dog jokes for awhile. He (she?) did a pretty good job finding them. Since I’ll be volunteering with dachshund rescue, here’s a doxie joke:

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch.

The dachshund thinks, “OK, I’m in deep trouble now!” Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here.”

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.

“Whew,” says the leopard. “That was close. That dachshund nearly had me.”

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine.”

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, “What am I going to do now?” But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet … and, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says…

“Where’s that darn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard.”

Heh. Aaaaaaand I’m done. Y’all have a great day, y’hear?

Until I write again …

Flea

 

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