I need an emu. Is it too late to revise my list for Santa? Because it’s not just for me, see. It’s also for Chewy. But I NEED an emu. Oh, happy Funny Bone Monday, by the way, where it’s all videos, some funny, some touching, some that’ll just make you scratch your head. Some days I like making people smile, and those days are Mondays. Now. Look at this emu and see why I need one.
I NEED AN EMU. Chewy needs one. He needs a bigger playmate, one which can’t be harmed when he plays. Watch and see.
See? He keeps biting Jim’s head. I wonder if emu eat chicken taffy … Let’s take a look at another reason that Santa needs to bring me an emu.
Becasue balloon. And stripes. And that CUTE LITTLE WHISTLE. Okay, but I have questions. Would I need more than one emu? What do emu eat? How long do they live? WHY DO THEIR KNEES BEND THE WRONG WAY? I seem to be using a lot of caps today. But EMUS!
One last one, in case you need convincing that I need a baby emu. Because I do.
Santa, please, if you’re listening, and if it’s not too late, Chewy is asking for a baby emu for Christmas. He is. He just doesn’t know, yet, that he wants one. He only thinks he wants a stocking full of Jones Natural Chews for Christmas. Okay, I lie. I WANT A BABY EMU FOR CHRISTMAS. Happy now? I’m not. Not until I get the baby emu.
Seriously, though – Chewy does want a stocking full of Jones Natural Chews for Christmas, as do Gadget, Flash and Patches. It’s a good thing I have connections. I’ll bet those Christmas Canine Cruncher stockings are hard to find this close to the big day. Dogs all over the country are probably having to settle for Bandit’s Bones. Or Lamb Lung Puffs. Or Woofermen. Or Bully Bones. Or Rocky’s Rollers. The horror! Wait a minute … that list would make any dog drool, and would certainly make them happy to wake and find them on Christmas morning.
So run! Get your dog some Jones chews for Christmas! It’ll make your dog smile. Naturally. And don’t forget to click this sentence to take you to the Rabbit Entree’ Jerky giveaway! You can enter everyday via Twitter!
Until I write again …