• Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer

Jones Natural Chews

Made in America with 100% USA Ingredients

      CONTACT US
  • STORE LOCATOR
    • Find A Store
    • Buy Now
  • ABOUT
    • Watch Our Video
    • Jones Family History
    • About Rocky
    • Quality & Safety
    • Mission Statement
    • The Jones Difference
    • Community Partners
  • PRODUCTS
    • Proteins
    • Stuffed Products
    • Small Dogs
    • Medium Dogs
    • Large Dogs
    • Value Packs/Multi Packs
    • Browse Our Catalog
  • RESOURCES
    • FAQs
    • Ingredient Definitions
    • The Jones Difference
    • Helpful Feeding Tips
    • News
  • BLOG

I Need an Emu, FBM 153

December 21, 2015

ENTER TO WIN RABBIT ENTREE’ JERKY FROM JONES NATURAL CHEWS!

I need an emu. Is it too late to revise my list for Santa? Because it’s not just for me, see. It’s also for Chewy. But I NEED an emu. Oh, happy Funny Bone Monday, by the way, where it’s all videos, some funny, some touching, some that’ll just make you scratch your head. Some days I like making people smile, and those days are Mondays. Now. Look at this emu and see why I need one.

I NEED AN EMU. Chewy needs one. He needs a bigger playmate, one which can’t be harmed when he plays. Watch and see.

See? He keeps biting Jim’s head. I wonder if emu eat chicken taffy … Let’s take a look at another reason that Santa needs to bring me an emu.

Becasue balloon. And stripes. And that CUTE LITTLE WHISTLE. Okay, but I have questions. Would I need more than one emu? What do emu eat? How long do they live? WHY DO THEIR KNEES BEND THE WRONG WAY? I seem to be using a lot of caps today. But EMUS!

One last one, in case you need convincing that I need a baby emu. Because I do.

Santa, please, if you’re listening, and if it’s not too late, Chewy is asking for a baby emu for Christmas. He is. He just doesn’t know, yet, that he wants one. He only thinks he wants a stocking full of Jones Natural Chews for Christmas. Okay, I lie. I WANT A BABY EMU FOR CHRISTMAS. Happy now? I’m not. Not until I get the baby emu.

Seriously, though – Chewy does want a stocking full of Jones Natural Chews for Christmas, as do Gadget, Flash and Patches. It’s a good thing I have connections. I’ll bet those Christmas Canine Cruncher stockings are hard to find this close to the big day. Dogs all over the country are probably having to settle for Bandit’s Bones. Or Lamb Lung Puffs. Or Woofermen. Or Bully Bones. Or Rocky’s Rollers. The horror! Wait a minute … that list would make any dog drool, and would certainly make them happy to wake and find them on Christmas morning.

Treats on the tree, from Rocky and Jones Natural Chews

So run! Get your dog some Jones chews for Christmas! It’ll make your dog smile. Naturally. And don’t forget to click this sentence to take you to the Rabbit Entree’ Jerky giveaway! You can enter everyday via Twitter!

Until I write again …

Flea

Primary Sidebar

Fetch

In The News

  • Jones Naturals Leverages New Personnel to Focus on Efficiencies and Growth
  • Top Factors for Retailers When Selecting Treats and Chews
  • Jones Natural Chews Introduces Single-Ingredient Dog Treats
  • Jones Natural Chews Adds New Meat Products, Peanut Butter Stuffed Bone to Extensive Lineup of 100% USA-Made Dog Treats and Chews
  • The Do’s and Don’ts of Feeding “Human Food” to Dogs
  • Jones Naturals Increases Manufacturing Capacity Due to Record-Breaking Demand for Its Premium Dog Treats and Chews

Footer

        
HOME
STORE LOCATOR
ABOUT US
watch our video
jones family history
about rocky
quality & safety
mission statement
the jones difference
community partners
NEWS
BLOG
CONTACT
PRODUCTS
proteins
stuffed products
small dogs
medium dogs
large dogs
value/multi packs
browse catalog
RESOURCES
FAQs
ingredient definitions
helpful feeding tips

Copyright © 2021 · Jones Naturals, LLC. All rights reserved. | Privacy Policy | Terms and Conditions | Buy Online | Store Locator