I’ve been giving Mondays a lot of thought. I think we’ll call them FunnyBone Mondays. Everyone needs a laugh or a smile on Mondays. Dogs chew on bones. I’m hoping to tickle your funny bone. So. We’ll go with FunnyBone Monday. Yes?
This is the shopping season, am I correct? So many of us scurrying around, shopping for Christmas gifts, hostess gifts, planning and attending parties, gifts for teachers, etc. It’s insane! And so BUSY! I’m happy to say that I have found the solution. It’s Jasmine, the personal assistant pup! I met her at Bark World, but didn’t realize what a valuable canine companion she truly was. Check it out:
Getting into the shopping holiday spirit yet? Well, this shop lifting dog probably won’t help any. He got away with his prize. I guess the Jones Natural Chews were out of reach.
Miss Tiffin, next, has a wonderful talent. She carries the shopping home! I’m wondering if I could train my teenagers to do this. Do you think they’d carry the bags in their mouths?
Honestly, though, I got dizzy after watching that one for a moment. Visions of Cloverfield.
It’s not so much that this next one is funny, but I’m wondering if one of these dogs is the shop lifter from the second video. What do you think? Yes? No? I’m thinking yes. Bad dog.
I don’t know about you, but having a personal shopping assistant who knows where everything is in the store? Has to rock.
Alright, people – this next video is not a dog. I repeat, it is not a dog. It’s, um … well. See for yourselves.
I tried. I tried really hard to think Sookie was cute. I just can’t do it. I’ve seen too many grown up opossums. Nasty creatures. One killed our backyard rabbit, Brian, when we lived in Florida. *shudder*
So I feel like I have to leave y’all on a happier note. Hmm …
How on EARTH did he get those two into a shopping cart?!? Some things are better left alone, eh?
Until I write again …
P.S. It was a long weekend. Full of tummy bugs and migraines which followed me into the new week. But snuggles from dogs and nuzzles from ducks made it bearable. 🙂