I’ll be announcing the treat winner at the bottom of the post.
Y’all, I’m slightly obsessed with porcupines today. Take a look at the video which started this for me:
Oh. Em. DEE. Do you not just want a porcupine now? I DO!!! How cute is that?!? But look at the layers of clothing she’s wearing to protect herself! Which is why the next video, cute as it is, puzzled me a smidge.
I can see her hands. Hmm. And did you hear Teddy? OHEMGEE!!! Y’all … y’all, how could I not want a porcupine?! LOOKIT!
Tell Santa. If you sit on his knee, tell Santa that the Good Flea wants a baby porcupine for Christmas. But before you do, let’s look at some important details:
- First, and most important for me, the porcupine is an herbivore, so they won’t eat any Jones Natural Chews. Dang it! No Beef Liver Taffies for my new baby porcupine.
- Second, porcupine owners must be calm, quiet people. That’s not really a problem for me. And can you imagine someone breaking into the house and being met by a pet porcupine? ROCK ON.
- Third, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that having a porcupine and barking dogs together in the same house probably isn’t an ideal situation. Dang it.
So. The baby porcupine for Christmas probably isn’t going to happen. It’s a good thing Santa already has my list. But seriously – how could I not want one of these? CHRISTMAS.
And now for our treat winner! This is the second time that the random number generator has chosen the number one! Which is …
Eileen and Lil’ Miss Izzie! Eileen, shoot me an email with your address and Jones will send that Canine Christmas Cruncher stocking your way!
So. I’m sure all of you are furiously revising your Christmas lists right now. Looking through the classifieds for baby porcupines. Keep me in mind, will ya?
Until I write again …