STAY TUNED, AT THE END OF THE POST, FOR THE WINNERS OF LAST WEEK’S GIVEAWAYS!
Happy Funny Bone Monday! I’m shaking things up a little today after a conversation this weekend with my bestie. She suggested that I do a meme on Mondays. I’m still liking the dog videos, but I thought it would be interesting to, as she said, do a Q&A with the breed of the week from last week. Maybe next week I’ll switch it up and do the Q&A with that week’s dog in advance of announcing the breed, let you guess what it is. 😉
We’re going to start with a video, though, since I have a soft spot for funny videos. Someone needs to take obedience classes, and I don’t mean the dog.
What a handsome dog. Someone’s dad needs a good thrashing.
So let’s ask Barney some questions, see what he says.
1. Ever been told, “It’s not you, it’s me”?
Nope. Did you watch that video? Don’t my people know that I’m a dog? I just do what dogs do naturally, which means that it’s NEVER me! It’s always you. But do my people do me the courtesy of recognizing that? NOOOOO. Sheesh.
2. Have you ever told someone that you loved them and not actually meant it?
Again, I’M A DOG. Helloooo? I never tell someone I love them without meaning it. Of course, I love all my squeaky toys and the roll of toilet paper equally. So.
3. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
You’re yanking my chain, right? Is there a hidden camera? Is this a joke? I’M A DOG. What part of dog did you not get? I couldn’t hide my feelings if I tried! My whole body gives me away! Sure, I’m a pretty laid back critter for a herding dog, but I still can’t hide how I feel, no matter how hard I try.
4. What is something you want right now?
Finally! A real question!! Right now?! I want you to scratch me behind the ear! And give me a treat! What I’d REALLY like is a Jones Beef Liver Taffy. And a Pig Ear. Maybe a Hoof. Yeah, I especially want a Hoof. I want to chew it while laying on the floor next to my human’s bad, make his room all stinky. Yeah. That’s what I want RIGHT NOW.
5. Last Question, Barney. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Pretty sure I was sleeping. I tend to crash about 8:30 at night. Wait. Last night at midnight? Dad got me up complaining about the smell. Yeah, I must have been farting at midnight. And then dad wanted to blame ME!! I don’t choose the cheap dog food, buddy. They need to pony up and buy the good stuff. Can I get an amen? And toss in some Jones Natural Chews while they’re at it!
Well. I’m not sure I’m going to like this Funny Bone Monday idea. A dog’s mind isn’t necessarily a place I’d like to hang out for long. Hm. Let’s try out another video:
See what I mean about the mind of a dog? KILL THAT TRASH BIN!
Now! For the winners of the two contests last week! The winner of the Treat giveaway is …
STELLA ROSE!!! Stella Rose, you amazing little Pug, you – you WON A TREAT!! Congratulations!! And y’all, go read Stella Rose’s blog if you’re not already a fan. I squishy heart little Stella. Stella, you just need to choose between the Pumpers and the Sausage Sticks!
And the DGP joint supplement giveaway winner is …
Kelly Ann T! Kelly, I’ll be responding to you via email. And asking if you have a blog to which I can link. Yes? I’m so glad your Kouga dog will be using these supplements!
And that’s it. Now go enjoy your summer Monday. I’ve thrown in a handful of photo memes to last you the rest of the day.
And a couple for you to be creative with, add your own captions.
Until I write again …
Flea
P.S. Also, you might want to either come back on Thursday, or subscribe so you don’t miss it. I’ll be telling y’all the REAL story of how the Good Flea got her name!
