FUF, or Follow Up Friday, is the greatest day of the week. I get to answer all the goofy questions asked all week long in the comments. I’m jumping straight to the first one because it made me laugh. Thanks, Emma!
I wonder how I could get an elephant in an envelope to send to you? I don’t think it would even fit in the mailbox. How about a chimp…a chimp could deliver itself, they are supposed to be smart???
Elephants and chimpanzees. Emma wants to send me elephants and chimpanzees. Because I asked for a baby elephant for my birthday! And she’s right – a baby elephant wouldn’t fit in the mailbox. Emma, you’d have to send that via a traveling circus. And a chimp – I don’t want a chimpanzee. An elephant in the backyard is one thing, but the chimp would want to live in the house. Hunny would draw that line pretty quickly. I’m pretty sure I can talk him into a backyard elephant, though … I wonder if elephants like Jones Natural Chews? Hmm.
oh guess what flea our mom was in keokuk iowa on saturday at a place called farm and supply looking for a present for tweedles in the pet department and she found a Jones display!!!
Hooray! Give the owner a big smooch for me, will ya?
Back to the baby elephant, Jodi asks:
You want a baby elephant? You do know they get bigger? And they eat a lot.
They eat GRASS, Jodi. We have plenty of grass in the backyard. Silly. And they don’t jump, so an elephant would just stay in the backyard and do elephant stuff. See? I’ve thought this through thoroughly.
One of Funny Bone Monday’s videos had a dog riding an elephant. Dawn asks:
I wonder if it hurt the elephant to have the dog climb on his back?
I doubt it. An elephant is used as a beast of burden most places. They carry big, heavy stuff. And the elephant didn’t seem to mind. They seemed to be friends. My 16 year old son lets toddlers and preschoolers climb all over him. It’s probably a lot like that.
How could those dogs say no to a windee??
Dude, I have no idea. I do know that they all said YES to the Chicken Taffy. I brought a small baggie of Chicken Taffy and it wasn’t enough. That Pug was all over it. And the Rat Terrier! Oh my.
Regarding my birthday, and the giving away of prezzies for said birthday, and the not telling of my age, Pam asks:
Third – I don’t need to ask how old you are. Whatever the coolest age ever is… that’s how old you are. (What? Kissing up to win? Never!)
Ha! Kiss up. Heh. Okay, so I’m older that 40 and younger than 50. There. That’s the coolest age. Obviously.
Tenacious Little Terrier asks:
What color bow would you like with your baby elephant?
Plaid is my favorite color. Surprise me. 🙂
And Pam is full of questions this week. She asks:
Holy woof, woman! You put straight peppermint oil in your nostrils????
Yes. Yes I did. Because that’s the kind of woman I am. And it was PAWSOME.
Oh! Oh! And please pop over to Gizmo’s blog to see the post about me! And Jones!!
That’s all the time we have for today, boys and girls. If you haven’t left a comment on this post or this post to enter the giveaways, do it now! And if you’re looking for all natural, made in the USA Jones Natural Chews and can’t find them in a pet or feed store near you, pop over to Natural Dog Treat Shop and order some, make your dog happy!
Until I write again …