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Dogs and Turkeys, FBM 99

November 24, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving week! Today we laugh at dogs and turkeys. Live turkeys, people.

Y’all, now I want a turkey. Jimmy wouldn’t be too happy about it. Or maybe he would. He loved Ryan Gosling when he was here.

Best friends - a duck and a goose
Jimmy and Ryan were best buds. Pretty sure Jimmy the Duck misses Ryan the Goose. And would love a turkey friend.

I’m pretty sure Jimmy would love a turkey. Flash and Patches might love one, too.

I’d love a turkey. Even better, a whole flock of turkeys! That would be hilarious! Messy, but funny.

Chewy isn’t amused.

I'd like some more, please
You probably can’t tell, but this is Chewy’s Pilgrim hat. Chewy would love to have turkey for Thanksgiving. But he’d like it roasted, not live, thank you very much. And a treat. He’d like a treat, please.

I’d want turkeys just so we could play together.

I’m not sure Jim would find the humor in turkeys playing soccer, though. He doesn’t find humor in much.

Duck in a hat
Jimmy rocks the Pilgrim hat. Such a gentleman, my duck is. But zero sense of humor.

So this Thanksgiving, rescue a turkey. Give it a place to sleep and a warm meal. You’d make it smile. And your dog would thank you. Maybe.

Until I write again …

Flea

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