Dog jokes for a Friday – how perfect is that? Do dogs tell jokes, though? I’ll let you be the judge of that. I’ve wandered the internet stealing dog jokes, just for you! We’ll start with a visual.
Unless they’re Jones Natural Chews bones, like this Dino Bone. Then they have to gnaw off all the meaty bits before burying.
What?! Did I just ruin the joke? My apologies. Let’s try again.
The dog joke’s on this cute little terrier. No kitten for you! I mean, he can have a kitten if he wants to. He’s such a cute little dog. Will somebody give this dog a kitten? Please? Now? Who on earth would deprive this cute terrier of a kitten?!
I seem to be butchering the jokes. Let’s try one more time for the visual joke.
Ahahahahahahah! Hit the spot! That’s funny! Yes? No? Dang it! Let’s get some REAL dog jokes in here, before you click away.
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with Doberman said to his friend, “Let’s go over to that bar and get something to drink.” The guy with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.” The one with the Doberman said, “Just follow my lead.” They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman puts on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, “Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed.” The man with the Doberman said, “You don’t understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog.” The bouncer said, “A Doberman pinscher?” The man said, “Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good.” The bouncer said, “Come on in.”
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured what the heck, so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. He knew his would be more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said, “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” The man with the Chihuahua said, “You don’t understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog.” The bouncer said, “A Chihuahua?” The man with the Chihuahua said, “A Chihuahua? They gave me a fricking Chihuahua?”
That’s better. I just love Chihuahua jokes. Another! From Reader’s Digest.
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
Submitted by Norie Bloom, Honolulu, Hawaii
Heh. Rounded up Get it? GET IT?!? That’s funny stuff. One last joke.
A police officer was sitting his car with his K9 partner in the back seat. A man walked over and asked, “Is that a dog in the back seat?” The officer said, “It sure is.” The man responded, “Wow, what did he do?”
Ha! Bad dog! Wait, I have one more visual joke for you all. And I only stole the jokes – the images have all been my photos.
This is me. Every dang morning. I’ve gotta tell ya, there’s nothing funny about coffee deprivation.
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Spreading the good chews …