Chuck Norris
Happy Funny Bone Monday! Chuck Norris? Really? Let me tell you a little secret. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Chuck Norris film, or even seen a full episode of Walker, Texas Ranger (I tried. Once.). But I LOVE LOVE LOVE Chuck Norris humor. Oh em gee. For instance:
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
or
The opening scene of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
They kill me! I could read them all day long. But that’s not why I’m here today. Today we WATCH Chuck Norris videos. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I kid. Take a look –
I laughed so hard. This cat telegraphed its intentions long before it got near that dog. And the dog had the nerve to attack! That cat sure showed it who’s boss. I’d still give the dog a treat. Just for having the cajones to stand up to that cat. Hmm. Maybe a hollow Windee from Jones Natural Chews. It’s threat to the cat was hollow. Stop me. If you can. I’m on a roll. Sadly.
Okay. I really am going to throw in a cheesy Chuck Norris clip from his movie Top Dog. Looks pretty B to me, but there’s an actual dog. And it’s Chuck all the way.
While that was cute, this is more how I think of Chuck Norris’ dog.
Let’s end with a Chuck Norris fact in video form, yes?
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the earth down. Heh. Give that dog a treat!
Giveaway
In fact, give that dog some Valentine’s Day love from Jones Natural Chews. We’re currently hosting a giveaway for their Wuv U Treats, an adorable canister holding bags of chicken taffy (a soft treat that tears easily), and Big Paw Jerky (a hard beef stick which snaps easily into smaller pieces, great for training). These all natural, low ingredient treats are mostly meat and irresistible to dogs. Just like Chuck Norris jokes are irresistible to me. Click this sentence to ope a new window with the giveaway post, and tweet daily to earn more points! It’ll make your dog smile. Honest.
Now go! Share the Chuck Norris love. Share the giveaway love! And have a great Monday!
Spreading the good chews …
Flea
